the brain that wouldn't die

my devotion to space jam runs deep

zackisontumblr:

grindrfamous:

i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life

6th grade was a hard time for me

(via -deathlyhallows)

eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

(via -deathlyhallows)

kappatain-crunch:

missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy

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(via -deathlyhallows)

laughingstation:

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

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cheapy the cheapskate

(Source: spatula-pyrope, via hiispanicatthedisco)

kindofsharethat:

waiting for the tumblr video player to load

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(via walkingcontraception)

4thofjulys:

"can i see your phone?"

"yeah hold on"

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(Source: literallyrad, via kayleespants)

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

(via whatsaselfie)

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